Gareth ReynoldsAll hail, Queen Shit-of-Liesville!
About This Quote
Once you get to know someone, it’s hard to take them seriously. They’re always joking and telling you lies, and you always wonder why they do this. But when you get to know them really well, and really well means really really well, then you can trust that when they say something, they’re being honest with you. When an old friend of yours from high school tries to let you in on a big secret that she thinks will make your life better, or when a childhood friend tells lies that she thinks will make your life better, then it’s OK because you know for a fact that they’re full of shit.
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